Shitard

Someone who is so mentally disabled they don’t know shit

That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”

by Davedale August 13, 2019

shitarang

A worthless ex that keeps trying to come back into your life.

The shitarang messaged me again last night trying to hook up.

by TripG January 23, 2020

shitamolies

when u wanna say shit but add some PAZAZZ to it, like make it more dramatic ya feel?

oh shitamolies, u just hit my titamolies

by t's and c's apply June 9, 2020

Starbucks Shitageddon

When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.

"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."

by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010

Shitanic

From titanic: a shit that is so large it poses a danger to shipping

man 1: You're walking funny
man 2: I've just sunk the shitanic, I'm not sure my ring will recover

by bigmikey January 2, 2006

shitacular

spectaculary shitty

having a shitacular day

by aurora20217 October 23, 2008

shitaco

a food item, that is fed mostly to the homeless, where which a warm log of human feces is rolled in to a corn or flower tortia and then wrapped into a tacobell wrapper.

bum: will you give me a dollar?
u: no but i'll gladdly give you a shitaco.

by cb October 11, 2003