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fag shitter

A heterosexual individual who derives sexual pleasure during the act of excretion. This is not the same as an individual with coprophilia, whereby arousal is produced by feces. The fag shitter is aroused by the feeling of excrement escaping from the anus, as if it where a phallus being pulled out.
Mark: I moan when I shit.
Matt: Mark, you are a fag shitter. Look at you, deriving sexual pleasure from your own excrement. You silly boy.
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Phantom Shitter

Someone who takes a huge dump in a public toilet, then doesn't pull the flush, so the next poor sucker who enters the cubicle can find it.
Just encountered a phantom shitter at the motorway services, it was rank.
by dj2012 September 26, 2012
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Shitter Me Timbers

The act of a shit being taken on ones dick after anal sex.
Dude, I pulled out of Adrianna's ass and she shitter me timbers!
by built350tough September 7, 2011
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shitterdirt

Shitterdirt is the dirt that is left in a pile next to a hole that has been dug to use as a shitter. The dirt is set aside and saved to fill the shitter hole in once it has become full of shit.
Joe she's been treating me like shitterdirt, casting me aside and left to cover up all her shit.
by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017
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Sexual Shittercourse

When you slide your own stool in & out of your own butt hole it does not count as self anal sex. But it counts as Sexual Shittercourse. That is lowest form of anal masturbation you can ever do in your life while going number 2.
You done fucked yourself with your own shit? Fucking weirdo!

Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!

Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?

Why the fuck do you get off to that?

The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.
by Howard Stern Number 1 July 7, 2021
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Shitqueer

Shitqueers (or dirtqueers) are mean, shitty, entitled queers.

Combine the hygiene of a crust punk with the politics of a social justice warrior and you pretty much have it.
Lady: "Sorry Pronoun, but you can't crash on my couch for another month."

Shitqueer: "You are oppressing meeeeeeee!"
by CHOBITCOIN November 16, 2014
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shitterature

Literature that one would take to the shitter, hence the term. Sunday funnies, album notes, and yearbooks are all good examples because they tend to distract from the dank smell of your feces. Shitterature usually does not include novels or any other piece of literature that requires concentration.
I didn't bring any shitterature with me so I was trapped reading the shampoo bottles' ingredients.
by Kanino July 19, 2007
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