shitheadedness

The act of behaving abusively towards other people.

I do not appreciate your shitheadedness towards people!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.

Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010

shitted

To be intensely inebriated, possibly leading to loss of control of basic bodily functions. Symptoms of being shitted (or 'shittedness') are diziness, nausea, fumbling and bungling. However, being shitted is not unpleasant, and should be embraced.

Cripes, I'm utterly shitted!

or

Keith Moon would be proud... I'm shitted out of my mind

by Jon Beaumont AKA Spuggs March 18, 2004

shitted

a past-tense of the verb form of shit

Goddamnit! Who shitted in the urinal?!?!?!

by Dr. Badwrench December 28, 2006

Shiteded

Is when you shit yourself but you don’t it’s just air a lot of air

I Shiteded myself and that’s why I made this word at exactly 2:15am because I thought of it

by Udontknowmeboi April 27, 2020

Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012

Skittered

the past tense form of skitter or "to skit." basically, a dumb ass word rednecks made up to describe when you've got to hurry off somewhere fast and unseen. like when you're crouching and sneaking around, but super fast. usually used when talking about bugs or rabbits or small shit like that. a close synonym would be like scurry.

"My dad told me to get my shot gun to scare the tweakers off, but when I opened the door, they all skittered away like cockroaches. fuckin 'a man."

"I lit my cig in the back yard, and taught I taw a putty cat, but the flame make it skit on down the road."

by BeccatheWrecka May 2, 2019