shitmate

1. Someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.

2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.

Homie 1- Yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.

by Mo Green April 2, 2008

Shitshatting

Talking and rambling on and on in a social setting with friends about random and ridiculous subjects while drunk or intoxicated in some way. A drunk version of "shooting the shit".

After they left the night club, they went to a nearby coffee shop and were shitshatting all night long until closing.

by Macedonian Mauler December 3, 2009

Shitshaker

A person that talks a lot of shit. They embellish to make themselves appear cooler.

Dan a a huge shitshaker. He always tells stories of his lady conquests when everyone knows he's homosexual.

by KimGovender89 July 3, 2012

shitmate

The co-worker dropping a deuce in the stall next to you.

Sorry shitmate, but I had burritos last night.

by Ftbstrd April 25, 2016

Shitsaster

A moranic disaster, shitty disaster, or a disaster involving shit.

Just when I thought this couldn't get worse, you just had to make this into a shitsaster.

Man... I shouldn't have ate all those wings and drunk all that coffee. That was a recipe for shitsaster waiting to happen.

by Tinygreendot June 24, 2016

SHITSHARES

A flury of garbage shares from news articles, fake news, ig, Twitter post and bad memes.

There goes Garcia with his shitshares again.

by Exstoiv April 20, 2018

Shitmate

2 or more individuals who shit at the same time everyday.

John: Hey, did you know Jessica is my shitmate?
Mike: Woah! that’s cool man.

by IHaveAShitmate November 1, 2022