shitspot

Bad situation

You got youself in quite a shitspot here, my friend.

by Tony R February 15, 2004

shitsweat

The bodily fluid secreeded from the anal glands of an obese individual who typically weighs over 450lbs. This is caused by the carelessness of that individual by not wiping their feces after taking a FAT DUMP. Therefore a chemical reaction occurs when the feces mixes with the secreeded bodily fluid forming SHITSWEAT.

Hey bro, you smell like shit, and you're awfully sweaty...Did you wipe this morning after your Chipotle dump? Oh, I see. Its SHITSWEAT!

by magic cyclops August 2, 2011

Shitspectations

Really bad expectations in reaction to a movie or a game production revealing news about the upcoming project within an existing intellectual property, trying to create hype with claims it will be 'new', 'fresh', 'different', 'modern' or any other way deviating from the original (or previous) entries within the IP.

Title: "Alien: Romulus actor says film will be very different compared to Ridley Scott's original!"

Well, I got some shitspectations right there.

by Lishak March 2, 2024

Shisper

A fart that is so quiet that is like a whisper, accompanied by a horrible smell

"What's that smell?" "Sorry it was just a shisper, damn Chipotle"

by Craig Mack and bitch nasty October 12, 2013

Shittertainment

(Noun) - The item or culmination of items scrambled for when one has to perform a bowel movement, often readable. For convenience these items can be located at a throne side containment device, often ornate. On the contrary, pending the urgency of said duties a feverish scramble can ensue for shittertainment. Shittertainment can be as simple as a magazine however is often a smart phone or tablet. In desperation, could even be unread mail or even a cereal box.

Sup brah, you got any shittertainment in your crib? I gotta drop it like it's hot.

I need to pinch this one off, I don't have any reasonable shittertainment.

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by Buster McGuiness August 26, 2014

Shisper

The alternative to whispering. When you whisper, you're like shh, so I mean..shisper.

He looked me dead in the eye and shispered "...waffle panties" into my ear.

by SassyTrencher July 13, 2015

shiterti

When you take a shit into someone's mouth, and they love it so much, that they shove it back up your butt so it can happen again

Maryann loves shiterti done to her

by Pizza=anal January 15, 2016