shitbombed

The most drunk you can possibly get withour dying. Being shitbombed surpasses being wasted, trashed, honked, housed, crunk, etc. At this level of inebriation, many things can happen, including but not limited to the following: leaving your credit card at the bar, making out with bartenders, making out with the homeless guy outside the bar, breaking furniture, taking your shirt off at the pizza place where you are buying an entire pizza to eat alone, waking up in only stilettos on the living room floor, finding an empty tub of guacamole with a spoon in it the next morning, etc.

She got so shitbombed last night that she woke up still drunk in only a tennis skirt in a puddle of her own pee with a Skippy jar full of jungle juice next to her bed and then puked nine times throughout the day at work.

by FabsDC December 24, 2004

Shitcom

A sitcom which is shit and may appear funny but is not, often followed by entire generations, i.e. "2 & 1/2 Men" or "How I met your mother" etc...

Man, that's such a shitcom...

by Blowjobmaster August 13, 2010

shitamabob

A conglomeration of sites/links/stuff/shit that can be found on the internet.

wow. you got a shitamabob of junk there.

by graykicksass May 10, 2009

shitmidity

The humidity that forms after taking a massive shit in a bathroom.

I walked in the bathroom after Joe dropped a steamer and the shitmidity hit me right in the face.

I swear there are times that I've walked into the men's bathroom and it's like I've stepped into the back of a 3rd world outhouse in the middle of summer. Wash your ass, open a window.

by indy0968 August 29, 2014

shitimidated

To be afraid to venture into a bathroom after someone has befouled it.

I can't go in that bathroom after John used it; I've been shitimidated.

by Walrus O'Love January 31, 2016

Shitmas Pudding

The state of excrement after it has been placed into a bowl, mashed up into a lumpy putty-like substance, melted in the microwave for five minutes and frozen over night. It is often enjoyed with truffle butter as a dessert on Christmas day.

Person A: So, what did you have for dessert on Christmas Day?
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....

by Ignatius Butterworth April 5, 2016

shitemonger

Someone who mongs shite/sells bullshit to people.

"Dave told me his Da owns Bill Clinton and the rights to Disneyland."

"Na mate, Dave's just a proper shitemonger."

by cornycopia September 7, 2016