Shitlocked

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

Shitrock

Common name for pets that you don’t know what to name them. Universal nickname.

What will you name him? I don’t fucking know. Shitrock? Come here lil Shitrock.

by H-usky September 29, 2020

shit locks

When someone with hairy nether-regions exhibits less than adequate hygiene, the matted hair due to excess fecal matter forms these disgusting ass dreadlocks.

Mike: Dang, that big 'ne looks HOT!
Erich: No way, man. That ass has shit locks!

by Jocko Tam April 26, 2010

shitocki mushrooms

1) A cover up word for "shit."
2) a type of mushroom.

1)SHITOCKI MUSHROOMS! THAT BITCH BE HOTT!!
2)OH SHITOCKI MUSHROOMS! MY PHONE BROKE!

by slepoyrox February 26, 2010

Shitrock

Being completely and utterly defeated; destroyed.

"I turned the corner and got shitrocked by a level 70 battle mage!"

by GRIFTY Rodriguez November 27, 2011

shitlicker

A sycophantic follower of another's feelings or leanings, irrespective of their own opinons. Probably gay. Defintely sadistic and cruel, but weak.

"Oh yes, you're defintely right there John, you're the best" (shitlicker)

by james November 15, 2003

shitcock

A cock fresh out of someone or somethings ass.

Yeah so I look down and she's blowing my shitcock. No lie!

by Da_Nigga February 28, 2003