shitnap

n. 1. waking up in the middle of the night with the need to take a shit but not wanting to wake up, so you leave the lights off, keep your eyes closed, find your way to the toilet, sit down, shit, fall asleep on toilet. See also crapnap

Wife: "Honey, where were you?"
Husband: "I took a shitnap, dear. Go back to sleep."

by Sleepshit MaGoo April 24, 2005

shithammerfucked

The ultimate stage of drunkenness.

After four days of non-stop drinking at Camanche, it was safe to say that we were all shithammerfucked.

by Paul Dirty December 11, 2006

shithair

Someone with brown/brunette hair.
Formed as a counter to the racist term shitskin to remind neo-nazi types that all kinds of people have brown features.

Racist guy: Go back to Africa, you shitskin!

Black guy: Take a look in the mirror, shithair.

by goyo December 19, 2017

Shithawk

Where you scrape your anus across the forehead of the other party. This creates a mohawk of shit on the second party.

I gave her a Belgian Gas Mask, but I had a turtle head and transitioned to the shithawk.

by Heyw00dJablowm3 September 26, 2010

shithammer

Synonym for homosexual male.

That guy's a shithammer

by Spolvy December 9, 2004

shithawk

The end result of gelling your hair into a 'mini-mohawk' without shaving the sides. Popular amongst third-year students and yuppies, presumably to add an air of 'rebellion' to their tragic corporate asses.

That guy in Travis used to have one, but I think he finally grew balls and got the sides shaved.

by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005

shitheap

A basic play with the word shithead, a shitheap is a complete arsehole, a person who lacks in social ability and basically is a shithead.

See also: shithead

You fucking shitheap!

by Samwell March 25, 2005