Shituation

A shit situation, jammed into one.

"Oh that's a shituation!"

by laura50 August 17, 2017

Holy Shitton

An ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a shitton, a portmanteau of "Holy Shit" and "Shitton"

Clone 12995: Dude, I just ate a holy shitton of enchiladas from Taco Clone!

Clone 65952: You're gonna shit yourself on the mission, you know.

Clone 12995: Yeah...

by cee-em-kay April 5, 2011

shitastrophy

An explosive bowel movement, usually involving an infant or toddler wearing a diaper which was either put on incorrectly or simply could not contain the explosive force of the movement.

My family and I were traveling over the summer and the smell of the car soured quickly. After we stopped and viewed the damage - shitastrophy was the first thing that came to my mind.

by MT - Go Noles December 9, 2008

shitton

Shitton (n.): 1) An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckton.

by KiPpIe :D June 10, 2003

shituation

a situation that you'd consider being away from.

a shitty situation.

Kiwi: I had a dream about you and my mom doing it.

Tonsy: I wouldn't want to be in that shituation.

Kiwi: Neither do I.

by Mr.Debonaire December 3, 2010

shitastrophe

An absolutely colossal catastrophe, bad enough that it's as if it shitted itself.

Wow, my applications are turning into a shitastrophe! For my family picture, I have to use the pictures they take in Disneyland of you screaming on Splash Mountain....

by fiona_e1is3 January 15, 2013

shitchronized

The moment when you and a friend are texting and taking a shit at the same time.

Friend 1: "Dude are you taking a shit right now?"
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, it's super spicy."
Friend 1: "Bro, we just shitchronized."

by @yaboiHermaphodite March 12, 2017