shipping

In fanfic, putting characters into a romantic relationship, such as writing Ash + Misty from Pokemon as a couple. Often plays on perceived chemistry between characters in the original series. Abbreviated form of the word relationshipping.

These fanfics are just a load of shipping. There's no plot...

by Blue Jack August 4, 2008

shanghai shitpile

A rare form of a plop of dogshit. Usually found discarded by the beast after it inadvertantly consumes too much spicy double pork with cabbage and peppers which was left out by its human counterpart after a night of binge drinking and hello kitty themed hooker banging. The incommodious K-9 then empties its irritated insides all over the apartment as follows. The anxious animal will squint its eyes in anguish as it desperatly attempts to expell last nights mistake, but the great, hot pain contorts Fido's dirty furrow in such a way that when he actually squeezes one past, he will rise and reveal a tiny tower of shit that stands up proud under its own strength. This spectacle is repeated throughout the day creating a vista resembleing a beautiful skyline that would rival that of downtown Shanghai. Also, some of the time out of spite towards the tasty but dangerous dish, the anal architect will again search out the left-overs, and shit on a bed of rice creating an even more majestic pseudo-city, what with the contrast in color, and the uncertainty of the foundation. The shit tower can be likened to a pearl, whereas out of one's pain and discomfort comes another's treasure.

Billy: "Dude, let's go to Dave's party tonight".

Peter: "I don't know man, last time we woke up the next morning and I needed a map to get out of that mess of 'shanghai Shitpiles' and ugly hookers.

Billy: "Yeah, but he's gonna have free chinese food like last time too, remember how yummy that was?"

Peter: "Oooh yeah, fuck it, lets go.

by kel the dog August 5, 2010

anti-shipping

(1) The intense opposition of the phenomenon of shipping.
(2) A strong opposition to a particular character pairing.

n. anti-shipper: One who anti-ships.

v. anti-ship: To anti-ship.

(1) After suffering through 700 shipping threads on anime forums, I finally gave into temptation and initiated an anti-shipping campaign. But the shippers bitched so much that those asshat admins banned me for trolling.

(2) Why aren't there more Shinji/Rei anti-shippers? That relationship is wrong on SO many levels.

by Reichu September 26, 2005

shitpigeon

Shitpigeon is a type of bird. They are a genetically engineered species created by Mr. Ricky Pacific of Yankton, SD. He is currently in the process of introducing the species to the natural environment. They eat carp and and like to camp. Usually red in color, however there are a few that turned blue at about 18 weeks after hatching. They are esily trained and love to shit on cars.

Hey, look at that shitpigeon up in the sky, it just shit on my SUV!

by RickyPacific April 3, 2005

Shipism

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different relationship than another, believing that one's ship is more superior or higher leveled.

This girl's friends receive more pictures than her significant other due to the obvious fact/point of Shipism.

by PapaReddz November 1, 2019

Ghetto Shipping

Using the shipping supplies from one courier company to ship a package via another courier, thereby saving money on office supplies.

"Dude, you printed your FedEx shipping label on one of the DHL label sheets."

"Yeah, it fits perfectly on the page, and DHL gives us these label sheets for free."

"That's some ghetto shipping, man."

"You know it."

by Drew's Tin November 19, 2007

hate shipping

When you hate the idea of two characters being in a romantic relationship with one another so much but you ship them anyway (or you start to ship them because they hate each other.) Usually occurs when said two characters have a rivalry/enemies dynamic and claim they can't stand the other, but with the added step of passionately making out and being very attracted to each other. The romantic equivalent of hate sex, but for shipping.

"Wow, I hate x and x together so much, it makes no sense and they hate each other in canon."
*saves fanart and reads fanfiction of the ship anyway*
"So hear me out, they are horrible for each other logically speaking but how can I say no to this chemistry? Something about hate shipping really does it for me. Also they're so hot."

by poolvault March 28, 2021