Shift

The act of pooping. The sideways shift is the messiest, and the up shift is the most painful.

"Yo Shonak where u goin?"

"I have to shift."

by Wedgemeister April 12, 2010

shifts

to masturbate vigeresouly JAY

i took shifts last night

by mizzark April 24, 2006

shift

Sometimes used in impersonating a n00b.

<n00b>OMG LYK I WAS WLKIN AT DA DNER YESTRDAY AN I WAS LYK OMGWTF WAT DA HELL IS DAT BBQ DOIN IN MY HOLE?
<n00blet>4nd h3 w45 l1k3 wtf wh47 1n 7h3 w0r1d 15 d4t???
<impersonator>OMG LYK DAT IS SO KOOL!!!!shiftshift11shift shiftshift shift1111

by T3h m00f1n4t0r September 4, 2008

Shift

Often used to describe a canine defication. The terms origins are disputed: some say that the term was first used in Poole, Dorset; the opposing camp claim Welsh ownership, particularly in the Cardiff area. Shifting is often quantified by both length and number of results Shifting is often associated with profuse gas emissions. These have been called "pre-shifting bodily excercises."

"Alfie needs to go out for a shift."
"That dog can certainly shift, he's laid out 18 inches over three shifts today already"

by jz32300 March 18, 2015

shift

To masturbate.

I love to shift.
I shifted so much yesterday.

by MP Shifter December 22, 2008

Shifted

Turnt up and swagged out but with a hidden agenda. Someone who is going about his business slyly but doing it big.

Shontrelle: Damn, dat foo lookin straight shifted with his J's and ray bans.
Addison: I know cuz, he plannin somethin today

by swagur October 14, 2011

shift

To shit whilst fucking. Hence the added "f" to the word "shit".

I was banging Veronica in her ass and when I pulled out she shifted all over me and my mattress. This made me puke and shift myself until the entire room was covered in vomit and shift. So I decided to grab her by the hair and shove her face in the shift that she blew out of her asshole in the first place. What a shift head.

by FlatulatoryRape January 30, 2008