A-Shift

1 of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduling. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that A-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probably because B or C shift showed up.

Person 1: "Thank god B-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
Person 2: “A-shift is God’s gift to man kind!”

by Chief Benjamin Franklin March 7, 2020

Shifted

To be moved physically with extreme force.

Rah! That guy got shifted!

by tenletters May 19, 2019

shifts

to masturbate vigeresouly JAY

i took shifts last night

by mizzark April 24, 2006

Shifting

Lucid day dreaming perpetuated in an auto-hypnotic trance.

My friend was shifting yesterday. They told me all about their dream. It sounded cool.

by BeggarWild May 28, 2021

Shifting

Selling items or narcotics

"What's up?"

"I'm shifting some mandy"

by carpetting April 9, 2015

shift

Sometimes used in impersonating a n00b.

<n00b>OMG LYK I WAS WLKIN AT DA DNER YESTRDAY AN I WAS LYK OMGWTF WAT DA HELL IS DAT BBQ DOIN IN MY HOLE?
<n00blet>4nd h3 w45 l1k3 wtf wh47 1n 7h3 w0r1d 15 d4t???
<impersonator>OMG LYK DAT IS SO KOOL!!!!shiftshift11shift shiftshift shift1111

by T3h m00f1n4t0r September 4, 2008

shift

To masturbate.

I love to shift.
I shifted so much yesterday.

by MP Shifter December 22, 2008