The art in which a man ejaculates in one hand and throws the said ejaculate across the room with the intentions of entering and impregnating a loose vagina.
I.E. Hot dog, down a hallway.
I.E. Hot dog, down a hallway.
It’s been so tough to get my wife pregnant, I had to throw a Mississippi Haymaker from across the room to see if it would stick…..
by Kweezysrooftop May 23, 2017
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by funny fellas January 13, 2014
Get the shitmaker mug.(noun, verb) 1- the finishing blow in boxing, 2- a sexual act where a man, after cumming on their partner, proceeds to slap them as hard as possible in the face with their penis.
"oh man, i got a blow job from this annoying girl i met on a business trip so after i came in her mouth i totally gave her the haymaker"
by bo2thejangles July 23, 2009
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"Yo, my main man Johnny, he's a slaymaker."
by bettyclairfields. May 5, 2010
Get the slaymaker mug.A tool originally used to whip up warm, thick sticky batter.
The batter would then be spread all over the warm cake.
A Haymaker is essential in making the cakes pulsate and drip hot, juicy golden syrup. The Haymaker makes them soft... moist... and rich.
The Haymaker was originally 12 foot long, but it was found that this destroyed the cakes, and there was much complaining from the womenfolk about the length and girth... It is now a foot long baking tool, still able to dig deep into the center of the cake... to hit that Golden spot.
The batter would then be spread all over the warm cake.
A Haymaker is essential in making the cakes pulsate and drip hot, juicy golden syrup. The Haymaker makes them soft... moist... and rich.
The Haymaker was originally 12 foot long, but it was found that this destroyed the cakes, and there was much complaining from the womenfolk about the length and girth... It is now a foot long baking tool, still able to dig deep into the center of the cake... to hit that Golden spot.
1.That Haymaker is covered in my golden syrup.
2.Can I lick the cream off your Haymaker?
3.Haymakers are what make a cake lickable.
2.Can I lick the cream off your Haymaker?
3.Haymakers are what make a cake lickable.
by Uncle Salami June 30, 2009
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