Shatsquat

Action. The action of pooping on your employers desk. Taking a shit on someone’s desk.

I am tired of working here so I shatsquatted on my bosses desk.

by Atoddler July 7, 2020

Jig shatty

Unintentionally pooing ass juice in your underpants while doing a jig.

Old man Jenkins did a true jig shatty after he found out he won $10 on that scratch ticket.

by Norma162 August 21, 2013

Jig shatty

When you sneeze and poo yourself, its the awkward cheek squeeze dance you do on the way to the bathroom to change your undergrunts.

Al Roker did the first jig shatty in the White House!

by Norma162 August 21, 2013

The shitsy bitchsy spider

A play on words of the “itsy bitsy spider” nursery rhyme.

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/

by J\ July 10, 2023

shasty

the act of taking a shit and a masty (masturbation) at the same time.
Also see Spanish double-backhander shasty

The boy slipped off into the corner of the club for a sleazy shasty.

by Cannot June 19, 2008

Shatty

A girl who is short and a fatty. Can be a term of endearment.

Guy A: That chick has a nice face but she's too short and a little plump.
Guy B: Yeah. Total shatty.

by Willy, Prince of Rhyme June 20, 2008

Shatty

your lil fart Baby

yo wassup shatty

by Big pp mahn 27 June 7, 2021