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shampoozle

The act of shampooing one's pubic hair while taking a morning shower. This is used to cleanse the pubes of oils or unwanted semen from the night/morning; thus, the pubes are now free to sway to and fro in the wind.
I shampoozled my pubes this morning; therefore, perhaps your mother would partake in the act of riding me.
by Special K PC! May 15, 2006
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shampoodle

a pink rat-like poodle who has her own hair salon inside of tom nook's 'nookingtons'
natatchi: hey i just got a new dew at shampoodle's!
saratchi: it looks disgusting...
natatchi: shove it...
by natatchi January 1, 2009
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Shampoo Amnesia

When you are showering and cannot remember if you washed your hair during that showering session or if that was on another day.
My hair was wet but I couldn't remember if I had actually washed my hair; shampoo amnesia strikes again!
by Benton42 April 6, 2011
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Shahpour

Clever combination of two words: shaps and pour. Used informally.
use Shaps to pour to the mugs,
modesty is a virtue but I am "Shahpour"
by Bart Smuggi January 17, 2013
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Garlic Shampoo

A Garlic Shampoo is a massive, garlicy shit.
Bruh, I just got expelled for leaving a massive garlic shampoo on the teacher's desk!
by Pee Pee McAss October 26, 2019
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Saspot

Known to pike at every opportunity the Saspot can often be found passed out in her bedroom on any given day of the week.

It is quite musically talented and does excellent voice impersonations of the Lolren.

Residing in the Rumpus Room, she will constantly be yelled at by her mother.
To quote,
"If you dont clean this bloody room you're moving out!"
"Where are all the glasses, theres none upstairs?!"

Even though shes quite lazy, if the Saspot knows you and likes you she might go out of her way to make you happy.
"That Saspot, shes such an ultra goffick"
by N0rge October 6, 2008
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shampoower

Taking a shower and using only shampoo to wash everything.

Typically a result of running late, forgetting to replenish the soap, being too poor to afford a bar of Ivory or just plain being lazy.

Starts with a big gob of shampoo lathered heavily on the domepiece, then just wash it all around down to the feet - BAM - you just took a shampoower you lazy bastard!
Man, I was late for dinner after my workout, so I busted a quick shampoower before I took Rachel to Lefty's for pizza.
by Punkbrad September 3, 2009
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