Shasp

The action having participating in a conversation that doesn't make sense, usually including words that don't make sense or that are simply made up. Like this word!

Person 1: Dude, that person over there isn't making sense
Person 2: You were just in a Shasp dude.
Person 1: A what?
Person 2: A shasp, just like right now.
Person 1: .....
Person 2: My mother was killed by a cloud, when I was 7.

Shasp by Cookiebeast January 1, 2012

Fairy Of Shampoo 

A fairy of shampoo is a person who would make you no longer feel lonely just by seeing them. Even if you’re with your sad heart, they make it disappear far away.

Person A: Who’s your fairy of shampoo?
Person B: Soobin<3

Fairy Of Shampoo by odisbiggestfan June 12, 2022

Shampoo a buffalo 

When a dude has not had intercourse in so long that when he does his sperm will be equall to the amount needed to shampoo a buffalo!

When we get back from this road trip i gotsta have some sex! I got enough backed up to shampoo a buffalo!

Shampoo a buffalo by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

Fairy of shampoo 

A fairy of shampoo isn’t actually a fairy.She’s someone almost none of you can reach physically.If you try to reach her,just like a bubble made of shampoo she will pop and eventually vanish in the cold void.People sometimes describe her as “the ideal person” but it still doesn’t affect the fact that she is a fairy of shampoo…

•She’s my fairy of shampoo.From now on I will only love her

Fairy of shampoo by _yours_ November 20, 2021

Saspanic

Short for sassy hispanic. A loud trash-talking Hispanic man or women.

Pedro: Did you hear Yolanda cussin out your boy the other day?!

Carlos: Holmes that was just her Saspanic commin out!

Saspanic by joesk84ever May 30, 2011

kiwi shampoo

A "kiwi shampoo" / "kiwi shampoos" is cop-slang for kicking a criminals' head in. Police have to wear shine-able shoes as part of their uniforms, and Kiwi is a popular brand of shoe polish, as well as being a popular scent for hair products . It was made more prominent by the TNT drama "Southland" using the term on several occasions.

The perp hit officer Valazquez in the head with the beer bottle he threw, so he decided to give him a good old Kiwi Shampoo before shoving him in the back of the patrol car.

kiwi shampoo by yaboymd March 7, 2017

shampotty 

The same thing as shampee and shampiddle; that is, a bottle of shampoo that's been wrecked because some dillhole uranated into it.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, thus converting them into shampotty and subsequently earning the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

shampotty by Telephony March 20, 2011