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Shampoo Dipping

An activity that most boys 12-14 partake in when they are bored. They place their extremely small penis inside a shampoo bottle for pleasure. However, I don't know what kind of person would do this,OR has the penis small enough for it either. But you know, it's a life choice I guess.
Seth was Shampoo Dipping today and got his small cock stuck inside and had to call for help
by The Shampoo Dipper July 8, 2012
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shampoo-deprived

(n.) Snape-like hair; greasy hair
Me: Man, look at Snape's hair!
Harry: Yeah, he's totally shampoo-deprived!
by ArgMeBooty December 19, 2013
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shampoo graveyard

The collection of numerous empty shampoo- and soap bottles in your shower. A frequent bachelor phenomenon.
Daniel E: "I see you are having a funeral, that is a shampoo graveyard, rest in peace Herbal Essences"
Øyvind: "Its my primal instinct to collect containers to carry water in"
by oywin October 8, 2015
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Shampoo Tweaker

A person who runs out of their supply of shampoo or other hair products and is forced to used their friends shampoo until they are able to come up with the allotted amount of money needed for new shampoo
"Dave, have you been using my shampoo?"
"Yeah but only for a few days..."
"Dude get your own shampoo you stupid shampoo tweaker"
by EmoDude November 20, 2007
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shampoo ambush

1.a method of shutting somebody up
2.something referred to when somebody's hair is extremely messy and/or greasy.
1.I wish somebody would give her a freaking shampoo ambush about now... she won't shut up!
2.eww that guys hair needs a shampoo ambush PRONTO
by OlaKiggsworth November 1, 2007
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Shampoo Stew

The traveler's luxury resulting from mixing every single complimentary hygiene bottle provided by a hotel into one all-purpose body and hair cleaning super product. The most common variety consists of shampoo, conditioner, and body wash.
"After a long day on the road it felt good to hop in the hotel shower and get a good old-fashioned shampoo stew deep clean."

"We're staying at the Marriott up the road. Their shampoo stew has three different types of lotion if you're wondering why my hair smells like coconut."
by Rap Game Stephen Hawking December 6, 2016
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Shampoo Yogurt

Refers to Shampoo Mixed with Yogurt.
Phrase Commonly Used by Kindergarten Children.
I Really Like the Taste of Shampoo Yogurt.
by mechanicalgroundmark February 28, 2023
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