shamboodled

to get fucked

"You just got shamboodled by that homo."

by East Coast Status February 20, 2009

Shamboozeled

Buying junk on infomercials form guys like Vince form Shamwow.

I just bought a Slap Chop and the thing sucks. I got shamboozeled again.

by Lefty4sc June 27, 2024

Shampoozled

When a person impersonates a 'hair stylist or beautician'' in order to Shampoo your hair even tho they do not work for the Salon.

Shampoozled example . When a women waiting to get a hair cut is approached by another woman and is told 'the stylist is just about ready for you come over here so I can shampoo your hair' She begin shampooing her hair to be asked by the manager, 'what are you doing ?'
The woman getting her hair washed thinks its directed at her when she noticed that she is talking to the supposed 'hair dresser' which she responds 'sorry' and runs out of the salon because she was not an employee of the salon.

by dj Alex Zelenka March 19, 2024

shamhoozled

This is a saying that sigmas say when they destroy the enemy on a sigma games like Seige COD Val and Counter Strike. This is used to break down the player and make them feel bad about themself and their life.
Could also be abbreviated to Shamhd or shamh

Last is on cat *Shoots and kills him with the AK* BOOM get shamhoozled loser I am so much better than you bro you need to get off of this game and do something else because you're not a sigma.

Dude I just Shamhd all over you bro. you should clean that up because everyone knows that I just shamhd all over you and it's stinky.

Is it legal to shamh that hard on someone.

by Shamhoozled September 11, 2024

slamboozle

Short for 'Unrejuvenated Slamboozle', a 22 pt attack in the Zorkian card-game "Double Fanucci" (points awarded may vary depending upon the current moon phase and player's ancestry.)

'Your Slamboozle is impressive, but my Whangdoogle is better.'

by Mumberthrax August 20, 2006

shamoozle

An extremely fat woman who smells horribly of low tide

Shamoozle really stunk up Blain's office today

by bob yuiloiujkjhu May 20, 2008

Spamoozled

When your email account reaches over 1000 spam letters.

1376 spam emails! Damn, I've been spamoozled.

by brownies954 August 22, 2008