[shmammerfied]

A state of pure obliteration, drunk to the point of no return.

"That bitch is such a light weight, she drank 4 beers and was shmammerfied."

by G-Paul August 1, 2008

shabammers

awesome, cool, like whoa! dang, she's hot

whoa! lindsey is like shabammers

by greeneyes7139 February 20, 2009

Shmammied

thoroughly intoxicated.

We're gonna have us a no-pants party, play some rockband, and get shmammied

by Dunbizzle June 29, 2009

shmammied

being completely hammered that you slur your words and can't control yourself.

Priscilla was really shmammied at that party the other night.

by blynnnnnnnnnn July 13, 2009

Shmammered

A state of inebriation between smashed and hammered

I was shmammered last night..
I got shammered at that party last night..

by Islandoger February 3, 2010

shmammered

the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place

Holy Harrison!! Did you see that guys projectial vomit? He is SHMAMMERED!!!

by fanch6857 January 19, 2011

Shmammered

To be smashed and hammered at the same time.Drunk beoyond belief.

Man Im so ready for this weekend I wanna get shmammered

by Pirate Wood March 26, 2011