schmaggered

To be really drunk

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered

by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004

Swaggerdose

swag·ger·dose/ˈswagərdohs/ Verb: When someone has swagger juice dripping from them, and are/is looking better than anyone in the room.

Bride - You did not just come to my wedding all swaggerdosed did you?

Skank - This is what I wear to church.

Bride - You don't wear panties when you go to church?!

by LeoDeSafo April 29, 2012

pig shagger

Someone who has sex with a pig

David Cameron is a pig shagger

by Darmtoerist November 30, 2016

Swaggerdactyl

When your swag is so fly you're virtually up in the sky, above all others, and thus your flyness resembles that of a pterodactyl

Man 1: Dude, you're so fly its like you're a flying animal with swag.

Man 2: Yeah, i guess Im a swaggerdactyl.

by Doctor O August 8, 2010

sheep shagger

A person who sneaks into a farm and has sexual intercourse wuth them.

john:hey guess what i saw?

Terry:What?

John:Mel Gibson sneaking into a farm

Terry:That dirty sheep shagger

by Antony Davies (aka:Mavis) May 4, 2005

Sheep Shagger

Someone who likes to make it with sheep.

People who visit AdultSheepFinder.com are sheep shaggers.

by David Rodriquez July 15, 2007

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005