Shaboinger

A thick, long, veiny *one*

I pulled out my shaboinger, and she said, "WOW!"

by anonymous March 20, 2023

chillin' like a shaolin monk

When someone is so chill they are down to the level of a shaolin monk. They are very cool and down to Earth, almost in a meditative state.

Johnny was in debt up to his ears, he lost his job and his wife divorced him. To top it off, some kid just broke his LCD tv. But all that didn't matter, because he was chillin' like a shaolin monk.

by slamm3r_911 March 27, 2011

Shaolin Finger jab

An exceptionally hard kung fu blow, using only two fingers, that will cause blood to spurt out of the area hit.

Or fingering a girl with excessive force

'Huh, Shaolin Finger Jab'- The White Abbott of the Wu-Tang

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"She was being a noisy bitch, so i Shaolin finger jabbed her.'

by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007

Shaolin Surprise

When having sex with a woman doggy style, have a bald Asian man come in and real quickly switch off and see how long it takes the girl to turn around and realize.
This move is not recomended if you would ever like to have sex with that woman again.

Yeah dude, I gave Jess the Shaolin Surprise the other night. She was lovin that shit till she turned around and saw Cheng!

by Rofellos December 10, 2007

shaolin

Nickname for Staten Island one of the five boroughs of New York City. Wu Tang Clan a famous rap group is said to have come up with this nickname.

Shaolin = staten island

by Jersey kid February 13, 2008

shalina

the most beautiful, sexy, gorgeous woman to ever walk the earth. I love her dearly and she is mine forever as of 4-5-07! I love you baby.

4-5-07 the day i married my goddess, Shalina.

by ChaseandShalina June 17, 2008

Shaylin

A girl who is crazy, and very artistic.
Likes to derp

Wow she is so good drawing, shes shaylin

by shay-lin September 30, 2011