septic eye

having an eye infection (because of a soccerball, if you're cool)

usally a green eye with a blue iris, and mostly found on 10-20 year olds, but is mostly used as a joke to make fun of the fans of jacksepticeye..

1: "AHH!! why did you just hit me?? ;-;"
2: "because... I AM THE SEPTIC EYE!!"
1: "man your a total jerk."
2: "MWAHAHAHA" -runs away laughing-

by Lenney McMemer May 16, 2018

Sexican

A sexy Mexican.

Hello, I'm Julio the sexy Mexican stripper. But you can just refer to me as the sexican.

by Bailey_Dawson January 13, 2009

Septic

Cockney ryhming slang for a yank (american). The whole phrase is 'Septic Tank' - but as with most cockney ryhming slang the first word is used only. The reason for the link is that, like a septic tank nobody likes a filthy stinking american!!!

What are you fucking shooting at me for you filthy fucking septic cunt, im on your side!!!!

by Stan February 18, 2004

sexican

A sexy Mexican.

Jessica: Jesus is Mexican.
Caroline: SEXXXICAN!

by Caroline April 20, 2004

semicolon

Microsoft Word seems to think that these should go in every sentence.

What you mean to say:
"I went to the mall, however I got lost, and I had to hitch a ride with my friend, Alan, who likes semicolons. The bastard."

What Microsoft Word says:
"I went to the mall; however, I got lost; I had to hitch a ride with my friend; Alan; he likes semicolons; the bastard.

by nonoit'sjusttherain May 25, 2009

septic gene pool

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.

by David November 8, 2003

Semicrastinate

To semicrastinate is to be habitually on time.

If a concrastinator is habitually early and a procrastinator habitually late, who arrives on time? A semicrastinator.

"Several important meetings tomorrow require semicrastinate attendance."

by Steven A. Hammock November 11, 2005