semid

Adjective; ¹ used to describe the position of a object as close to the center. ²close to the average.

Origin: from the words ' Semi' And 'Middle'

Pronunciation: Seh-mid

"¹That there is a semid platform."

"² Your level is semid comapared to his."

by Thatguywhohatescreateonists December 14, 2022

messy semolina

Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.

I was banging your Mom and I made messy semolina after.

by BrownPanther February 9, 2022

Semos

A monkey which was scientifically tested on by the USAF in the movie, "Planet of the Apes". Semos becomes an intelligent monkey and becomes the monkey which starts the revolution and kills all the military men.

"The monkeys are out of control...Oh look theres one, Semos, hes just broke out of the cage and is eating Private Buttfucks ear! HELP"

by Semos's Father August 21, 2008

Semo

1. Also known as “Semolina”. Semo is a a substance that can be effective in ceramic making, hence it is used in the construction of public toilets.

2. A substance used by tyrannical government to cause damage to political opposition, and weaken enemy defenses. This makes it an effective tool in torturing prisoners of war, while enabling the perpetrators to escape international criminal liability.

Abolish Semo!

Feed the prisoners Semo.

by Abolish... April 30, 2021

smod

The act of smiling and nodding in response to someone's odd behavior or comment. Spelled smodding when used in gerund form.

PersonA: Then we could go get lit and jump off a bridge!
PersonB:*smods* Riiight...

by toomanycurls December 16, 2003

Semone

A beautiful girl who goes to IBL and gives me butterflies every time I see her. I can't stop thinking about her. I think I'm in love.

Semone is the most dazzling girl in the whole school, and I've liked her ever since I laid my eyes on her.

by Noah From the Uterus May 17, 2012

SMOD

SMOD: Suck My Own Dick. this is an action taken when your girlfriend starts to get on your damn nerves. it is usually brought about by constant bitching about your hair, your dirty room, lack of trips to fancy dinners, looking at another girl (even when she's your waitress), or anytime during her period. when the bitching crosses the threshold you finally snap and are no longer willing to put up with her rediculousness...even for some well needed ass.

fuck you bitch i'll suck my own dick.
dude, stacy was getting on my nerves so i had to SMOD

by CDK April 26, 2006