Seed Thief

A woman who seduces a man into having sex with her so she can have a baby. The man may be a willing participant in the sex, but has no desire to father a child. He is usually duped into having unprotected sex with the woman. After the child is born, the woman will experience the joys of motherhood while the man is stuck paying for most of the expenses.

"I had a great time with Heather last night!"

"Did you use protection??"
"Nope, she let me go in raw dog!"
"You idiot, that girl is a certified seed thief. You better hope she doesn't get pregnant or else you're paying for her baby."

by Seedthiefguy April 6, 2021

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seed bag

The scrotum; the bag that holds the testicles.

Reach down...between my legs...and ease the seed bag.
...Panama!

by blennder March 1, 2005

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seed • Seedy • seeding • Seed Bag • Seeded • seedless • Seed Chaser • seedeater • Seeder • Seedsucker

seed sack

a word for a mans scrotum. seed is the sperm. sack is the ballbag.

i emptied my seed sack over her boat race

by longting September 1, 2013

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Seed Spreader

Guy who has unprotected Sex with multiple girls (either at the same time or over a period of time) causing multiple births with different mothers. He may or may not be aware of the offspring. Also known as Johnny Seed Spreader

Sarah, you stay away from Josh he is a known Seed Spreader and has at least four babies and that's just the one's I know.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

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