shanus

It is the condensed form of "Shotgun-Anus" where when two guys are planing on having sex with the same girl and while they are working out the logistics one calls "Shanus" thus securing their right to dibs on her anus.

Andrew: "Wow Kourtney is looking really hot tonight!"
Brian: "Yea man lets tap that"
Andrew: "SHANUS!!!"
Brian: "Darn, I wanted to do her in the butt first!"
Andrew: "Sorry man, maybe next time"

by Jane Doe Doe October 20, 2006

Stanus

Short for 'stained anus' - The undesirable dark appearance of a stripper, porn star or body builder's sphincter, which usually results in the sufferer seeking anal bleaching treatment.

Pornstar 1: You getting much work?

Pornstar 2: Naw, I missed out on that part in Anal Rump Humpers 32 -- the director said I need to get my stanus problem cleared up.

by cogboy May 22, 2008

Seanuts

Really salty peanuts.

Reasons:

'PEA' nuts rhymes with 'SEA'nuts.

Salt is commonly found it the SEA!

It's just logic.

Man 1: Hey, wanna peanut?
Man 2: Sure..

Man 2: Woah, these aren't just peanuts bro, they're SEANUTS!

by EmmetPugjjj June 11, 2013

seansketch

A dank youtubed with sooooo many subs.
He’s soooo cool.

“Wow i almost have as many subs as SeanSketch.”

by LulAloser October 17, 2017

Doing A Seamus

Doing a seamus means being as sarcastic as you possibly can!

Wow, you're doing a seamus right now

by Kasper Doors March 13, 2015

Seamus

An overall great guy. He’s somebody who’s amazing, kind, smart, cute and funny. Not to mention he can bring a smile to anybody’s face.

Seamus makes me so happy just looking at him.

by Oopsididitagaindidntioml January 17, 2020

Seamus

Thinks juice boxes make you gay

Someone: drinking juice box
Seamus: did you know juice boxes make you gay

by Darnelius December 9, 2020