Slutstitute

A woman who can not be called a hoe, a slut, or a prostitute. A woman that works till her late 40's or till men do not want her with little or no pay. A woman who will drop her pants whenever she is asked. and most of the time will have 5 or more children.

when i asked her what her mother does, she told me "she is a slutstitute. She walks the street till one of her many friend pick her up, and they go back to his place."

by problem girls September 11, 2016

Today's substitute teacher

A hoe. Just a hoe, nothing more, nevermore.

Today's substitute teacher is a bad one.

by Just a human doing human thing October 31, 2018

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own

Quote from the movie "The dungeonmaster" 1984, and "Sword Art Online Abridged" (episode 11) ((Though the credits go to "Ghostbusters"))

Have you heard the quote "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own"?
-Yea, I heard it in "SAO Abridged"
Oh okay, it's from a movie called "The Dungeonmaster" from 1984
-Cool cool

by DanishViking April 20, 2017

i reject your reality and substitute my own

i reject your reality and substitute my own

i reject your reality and substitute my own

by laughmaker5000 October 1, 2019

Slutstitute

A prostitute who is also a slut in her free time.

"Cash is tight during the holidays so I'll have to slutstitute. After I prostitute during the day, I'll start slutting my ass out at night so we will have someplace to eat."

by Idiocracy December 8, 2012

Substitute teaching

Like babysitting, but for people who are tired of changing diapers.

"I couldn't find a job as a nanny, so instead I'm substitute teaching."

Mom: I heard someone was substitute teaching your class today.

Kid: Yeah, we watched three movies and ate snacks all day.

by Zacchaeus September 26, 2012

Stiff Drink Substitute

A satisfying substitute used by the consumption of a non-alcoholic beverage or food item in place of an alcoholic drink after a long, rough day.

The kids were a real handful today, so this ice cream is my stiff drink substitute.

My boyfriend and I got into a fight and he bought me chocolate as an apology gift. Now I'm eating my stiff drink substitute.

by Sole Obsession February 19, 2010