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Nick is amazed by the amount of scrimshaw on the internet.
by KaBoom January 13, 2014
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The Janitor (Scrubs)

A fictional character who gets his fill out of degradation and humiliation, most of the time in regard to JD (Zach Braff). By the by the most hilarious character of all time and easily one of my favorites.
The Janitor (Scrubs)...

J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.

J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.

Janitor: What? Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
by The Dung Beetle May 4, 2009
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scrum

a group of penguins
OR
an offense manouver in Rugby
OR
a certain set of computer software tools
penguins in scrums are fun to watch

the team's scrum helped them score

i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff
by Wallis and Futuna Islands December 21, 2004
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Scrubs

TV show that made it my goal in life to become a doctor with a quirky, black, surgeon friend named Turk.
Guy 1: Dude, your totally racist, why does it have to be a black guy?
Guy 2: BECAUSE SCRUBS SAID SO!!
by Obscured by Clouds February 2, 2009
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scrum

the wrinkled skin of a ballsack
"I gaggled some scrum last night and I'm still picking the pubes out of my teeth!"
"TMI."
by Kayl July 2, 2019
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Scrubs

Scrubs is a man without ambition, energy, loser
But not necessary man who don't have a car
In North Europe north Italy China and advanced country a lot of rich people prefer public transport taxi or high speed train
Prof Cottarelli and more politician are not scrubs
American mindset often is idiot and it's one of the causes of the climate disester
But I agree about idiot who live with his mommy
"don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrubs"
"OK but you're probably American who at maximum eat at mcdonald's(I heat in good ristorant in Italy) you have the third media and stink as fuck, you wear h e m i wear Armani, quality not status baby
by Sedorf1995 December 5, 2021
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Scrubstitution

When a sports team, most commonly basketball, knows a game is out of reach and subs in the bench warmers to play out the rest of the game.
Endicott knew the Scots had won so the coach went to Gary on his bench for a Scrubstitution.
by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007
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