Scrumple

On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.

A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.

Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.

Have you got any scrumple?

Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?

by Haizerfeign October 15, 2017

Scrumble

Alternate forms: scrumbling, scrumbled

(verb) the act of removing the tail from a piece of shrimp before eating with the hands or teeth.

I hope you scrumbled that shrimp before eating it.

by fuUuUuuUukyeah May 19, 2018

Scrumpled

hookwinked

Nigga got scrumpled.

by hi August 4, 2003

Scrumble

Huggable. A cross between crumple and squish, used affectionately like a hug.

You're my little scrumble bunny!

by Bob8954321 November 22, 2006

scrumptulescent

1.so great you cant even think of anything to say.
2.some type of food or drink that is takes so good you cant even think of anything to say.

1.Oh my gosh, Ryan Cabrera is so scrumptulescent!

2.MMMMMMM, that chocolate cake is so scrumptulescent!

by Catrina is so SCRUMPTULESCENT February 13, 2005

scrumpadequapish

the roots of this word are scrumptious and quap (cum bubble queef). this word is used to describe the lusciousness of a woman's vagina when the word luscious isn't enough.

Sarwa's vagina is so luscious that the word luscious doesn't do justice... its scrumpadequapish.

or

Brittney's is scrumpadequapish

by yagamilight5416716 March 14, 2010

Scrumplet

A small ball of fecal matter that gets caught in your pubic hair when you poop.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom. I had a scrumplet situation.

by Cruncle May 20, 2009