Scrolleosis 

Disease derived from scrolling on electronic devices

Get off that phone before you get scrolleosis

Scrolleosis by janaful1 November 9, 2017

Scroliosis

When you’ve come down with a case of the “not give a fucks” at work, and waste your time mindlessly scrolling through LinkeIn, spreedsheets, or other work documents to make youself look busy until its time to leave.

Most workers show symtoms on Monday mornings, and Friday afternoons.

After lunch Jake came back and scrolled through LinkedIn posts for three straight hours! He must have contracted Scroliosis.

Scroliosis by Derelict Derek August 19, 2018

scholiosis 

shit that white people make up as an excuse to not workout

Hey brad I can't workout today my scholiosis is killing me

scholiosis by Dancing with bae April 4, 2017

Schooliosis 

A diagnosis which is common among students of schools or colleges. Can be caused by heavy bags or overworking the back on campus.

Guy 1: Bro my back hurts so much from this bag.

Guy2: Bro I think you have schooliosis.

Schooliosis by Nmitevmn September 20, 2019

SCHOOLiosis 

SCHOOLiosis means you haven't even started your 1000 word essay that's due at 12 pm and instead your making words for urban dictionary

person 1: "have you started your essay yet"

person 2: "no i'm too lazy"
random person: "oh shit you got schooliosis"

SCHOOLiosis by Yeetygirly October 20, 2019

Scoliosis 

Milly has back problems so she has scoliosis.

Milly has scoliosis

Scoliosis by Urbano November 28, 2019

schooliosis 

variant of cooliosis, meaning school
used in place of the word school

yo i've gotta go to schooliosis, we'll talk later

schooliosis by weaasella January 5, 2021