SCHOOLiosis means you haven't even started your 1000 word essay that's due at 12 pm and instead your making words for urban dictionary
person 1: "have you started your essay yet"
person 2: "no i'm too lazy"
random person: "oh shit you got schooliosis"
no u, a definition for all love story’s especially when ur lover calls u cute, just send a quick “no u” back then u should win :)
lover: ur sooo cute
you: no u :)