scratch the tape

To change the (boring) music to something more appealing.

To reinvent oneself, ones life etc

Hey DJ, scratch the tape!!!

My life sucks, I need a change
You gotta scratch the tape man

by Praney Deb March 21, 2010

schitari

Noun. Adj. A group of muslims that lived from 896 B.C. to 35 C.E. typically credited with the invention of the blow job.

Sometimes I suspect that Leslie is partly Schitari.

by chow Meister November 16, 2012

scratch tap that wiener

A phrase of encouragement or motivation, usually used when in pursuit of a person you would like to have sexual relations with

-Omg, that guy is so hot! Should I go talk to him?
-Girl, you go scratch tap that wiener!

by YungHDP January 30, 2014

scitte

Old english word for shit, and pronounced that way too. It may be used to avoid web filtration systems like fucc is, by respelling it using sc to avoid any filters flagging it.

Beowulf wilt scitte on Grendel's face

by namerealpseudonym December 9, 2019

Schitu

Schitu is a small village from constanta. Peasents from there don't usually have internet connection and you will probably run over wild boars if you drive there. People from schitu don't like tuzleans and are usually enemies.

Why are you always carrying 5 liters of water?
We don't have such things in Schitu

by RusuFlori February 6, 2023

snatch scratch

the act of scratching the snatch

I was about to bone this girl then she tried to sneak a snatch scratch when I wasn't looking. Needless to say, no boning occurred

by The_Rabid_Platypus February 2, 2008

Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.

Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster

by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010