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Getting screwed

Recieving the worst outcome possible in a certain situation.
John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.
by Johnnie0505 August 23, 2011
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I'm so screwed

You say this when you're in deep trouble.
Dude, i'm so screwed by the cops for driving too fast.
by aeer June 12, 2011
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screwed, blued and tattooed

Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would

1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)
The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.
by Fantail July 31, 2009
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Screwed Magoo'd

His boss fired him and fucked his wife. Damn he got screwed magoo'd
by ScrewedMagoo'd November 8, 2011
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screwed the granny

v. From the t.v. show Futurama, to screw up, particularly to go back in time and mess up the future flow of events. From the episode where the main character, Fry, went back in time and slept with a woman who turned out to be his grandmother. Used in later episodes to indicate a time-related screw-up.
(After Fry took a lantern meant to signal Paul Revere) Fry, you've really screwed the granny this time!

Marty McFly, you kissed your mom?!? Boy, you've really screwed the granny this time!
by Trina94 November 20, 2013
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Santa screwed me

A basic, blunt way to let your friends know you got nothing you wanted for Christmas.
"Have a good Christmas?"

"It was ok, but Santa screwed me."
by Cheesy and dangerous. December 29, 2014
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screwed it forward

Also: Screw it forward.

It's where a task is done half-assed without regard for the next person who comes along who is going to be totally screwed. A play on the Pay-It-Forward slogan.

Example: you buy a house and find that the previous owner installed a toilet with no shutoff valve, saving them $2.00 and a little bit of labor, but you come along after the fact and are now totally screwed by their actions if the toilet overflows and you need to shut it off.

You can also be the one to screw it forward. Example, on the last day of your job before quitting, your boss tells you to finish cleaning out some files but you just shove them back into the filing cabinet because you won't be there on Monday. So you smile and tell the boss "OK, sure" but you say to yourself, "yeah whatever...well I'm not going to be here anymore, so I'm just gonna SCREW IT FORWARD to the next person and they can deal with it...cuz I'm outta here!"

(Can also say fuck it forward or fucked it forward, as in: "Those guys fucked it forward pretty bad for the rest of us who have to clean up this mess...").
That guy is a half-ass motherf*cker...he just screwed it forward to the next guy by not installing the right equipment to save himself the trouble.
by rsburritt December 9, 2008
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