scrutty

possessing scrut like qualities; a female bearing genital diseases; anyone from liverpool; Rab C. Nesbitt

Mate you banged that scrutty crackwhore?
She was fucking scruttalicious

by weaver April 13, 2005

scrutter

A person who is a scrut

Lucy is a proper scrutter

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

scrottage cheese

A build up of sour cheesy substances around the scrotal area caused by a reluctance/failure to scrub the nut-sack regularly.

"Wash your balls son! Your scrottage cheese is stinking the house out!"

by smeg man September 3, 2009

scrottweiler

Scrott, or scrotty for short. This is an attractive woman dressed like she is trolling for dick. Usually seen heading to or from a party or drinking event.

(out of a moving car) Yo! You scrottweilers wanna party tonight!?!

by tomoney June 29, 2008

screwtopia

Noun: The opposite of utopia. Mired in frustration, confusion. Unable to find solutions.

In the currently failing economy, I am in a state of screwtopia.

by dommerbc May 19, 2009

Scrotticles

N. When you are tea bagging someone and pull your sack out to place them upon their eyes. No scrotticles are complete without a nose in the brown eye

Last night I gave that Iraqi bitch scrotticles!!!!!!!!

by Mr. Bead September 25, 2010

scrottage pie

When your scrotum area is so hot that it sticks to your legs. Thighs, groin and underwear join to form a twisted, inflamed fandango that is so wretched that you have to reach down and yank it.

Does any one want a slice of scrottage pie?
Use what u want but put back the pie.

by The Eagle Bear January 9, 2014