scranton party

A party that really wasn't anything special, and pretty much was awful, but people brag about how crazy it was.

Made popular by the show The Office

"There ain't no party like a scranton party, cause a scranton party don't stop"

"But that party sucked.."

by xfraggyyyy August 23, 2011

Scranton

An old city full of old people, Scranton has become the butt of many Hollywood jokes over the years.

Hey, let's make Scranton the shitty city in our shitty script!

by dilliver November 2, 2007

scranton prep school

A school located in Scranton, Pennsylvania, whose entrance exam, though well intended, lacks filters for denying admission to adolescents who lack one or more of the following abilities: (1) the ability to compose a fluid piece of prose whose ideas are appropriately delineated by paragraphs; (2) the ability to use a keyboard; (3) the ability to refrain from writing separate words like "each" and "other" as a compound, even though some demon of syntactical retardation may possess his or her soul; and (4) the ability to ignore trivial social concerns that contribute to foolish teenage angst, pursue wholeheartedly the gift of liberal education that has been bestowed upon him or her, attain a mastery of all subjects, pursue success by whatsoever path he or she may choose, and generally be too content with his or her own life to waste one thought on his or her mildly bothersome classmates of yore.

i went to scranton pREP school but not everyone got along with eachother so i just complained about it on urbandic,tionary everytime we had a snow day and im still upset about it how can i be expected to succeed in a school where there r

different types of ppl and someofthem dont do the work and dont, suffer any of the consequences like ending up at fordham or the u or some school that ,will only perpetuate their mediocrity...o wait

by Big Problems August 17, 2008

scranton

Titled ( Asshole/Armpit ) of the country. Lots of coal, stupid people, some decent restraunts and things to do. Some good things came out of scranton. Scranton is better than hazleton, glen lyon , tamaqua but far from good place to live.

Lets go to scranton and go to the stupid bar pool hall

Home of the steamtown mall

by lars February 24, 2005

Wilkes-Barre Scranton penguin fan

Especially large woman in an XS jersey with 3 or 4 teeth which are usually yellow in color!

Wow that Wilkes-Barre Scranton penguin fan bought 3 tickets for tonights game and she's using all 3 seats!!

by Sens Fan April 28, 2005

scrointment

Word used to describe a completely heinous person who has crusty sores all over his or her face, and must use ointment to treat these facial herpes.

Scrointment's face was so crusty and slimy today, it made me puke in my mouth a little.

by Charley & Emma April 25, 2007

scraitch

Scraping the scrotum across another person

Dude, I didn't mean to scraitch you when I moved to that other seat in the hot tub!

by rob670 February 24, 2011