Pork Scotch music

The type of shit music played by fat old men at barbecues. The music is usually of South African origin and has a rhythm which the fat old man can't resist doing a gay dance to when he gets drunk on rum.

Monk: The barbecue's fine but why the shit music?

Mick: Its Pork Scotch music. The fat twat can't barbecue without it.

by flappy dickwad June 20, 2009

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Scotch Fillet

A flaccid cock unable to achieve erection due to alcohol consumption.

Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.

by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

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Scorchiy

A low life thief who steals his friends trust. He also steals from friends and family and even people he doesn't know. He is known to steal money from people, steal change from people who pays for his meal and when asked why he steals, he defends by saying that he comes from a low income family despite being able to afford all the latest gadgets. Eg. Airpods pro, Iphone, Waterpolo lessons which are very expensive.

Man 1: Oh no! All my money and belongings are missing!

Man 2: It must have been Scorchiys doing

Man 1: You right, you a homie.

Everyone: Scorchiy moment!

by ALoafOfAshes May 20, 2023

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Man Scotch

Man Scotch: The action of aimlessly jumping from man to man, or relationship to relationship to fill a void in a female's heart or legs.

Guy A: Man, Lisa is really letting loose since her break up... That is the 3rd dude she banged this week...
Guy B: Yeah she is stuck in a perpetual game of Man Scotch...

by Failsh3d December 23, 2011

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