schlump

When you are in a bad mood or depressed but you dont really know why.

Dude , i'm in such a schlump right now.

by Nayomi January 12, 2008

scrumpable

adjective describing a male that you want to have sex with.

Inuyasha and Orlando Bloom are both very scrumpable.

by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004

Scrumpa-doodoo

1.)The complete and utter opposite of class and wealth. Scounging and lax in personal hygiene.
2.)One who looks like they stink before you actually smell them.

Damn! What a Scrumpa-doodoo bum.

by Crystal and James January 20, 2007

cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face

"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."

by E-Dor December 6, 2006

scrumpdiddlyumtious

A word that means "tasty" or "delicious." This word was made famous by the 1971 classic, "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory."

That ice cream is scrumpdiddlyumtious!

by Nolan Dean March 21, 2005

schlump

A lazy, overweight, under- or unemployed, undesirable middle-aged man. Usually wears crappy clothing. Shaves infrequently. Has nonchalant attitude about everthing. A scrub.

(Headline from The Star) "Ben Affleck: from Hunk to Schlump"

by John Childers October 9, 2005

scrumpshack

a residence whose sole purpose
is to provide modest amenities
whilst giving cover for hedonistic pleasures.

Chuck and Mary were bangin all night at the scrumpshack.

by sweetbekka666 April 15, 2005