schmoopzie

An endearing term of affection for somebody slightly unintelligent or somebody you feel sorry for. Also somebody always late because they're slow.

Girl: I'm going to be 6 hours late.. gotta comb my hair today.
Me: Awww ok schmoopzie.

by SmoogyDoogy May 20, 2016

schnookered

conned into doing something on a false premise.

She got schnookered into giving everyone a ride home when he told her that he would pay for gas when he didn't have any money.

by Dawnr June 10, 2007

Schnoozy

The moment just before sleeping or just before waking. Usually induced by snuggling up (jigsawing) with someone and getting super comfy or post coital cuddling which will, undoubtedly lead to you being "schnoozy" or schnoozing. In the morning it's that moment when you are almost awake and snuggled up with someone, feeling warm, comfy and schnoozy.

"Babe are you schnoozy?"
"You're totally schnoozing!"
"It's time to get up, are you schnoozy?"

by TeeDixie December 7, 2012

schnoogly

to feel all squishy and nice inside

After seeing a picture of a particaularly cute kitten and/or Brian Molko:
"ooohh...i've gone over all schnoogly"

by Pretty Vacant May 14, 2004

schmoopie

A disgustingly cute nickname for one's significant other, featured (perhaps coined) on the Seinfeld episode "The Soup Nazi." Often used in a tongue-in-cheek manner when one desires to imitate those publicly affectionate individuals one dreads encountering in a restaurant.

"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie!"

by Andrew Maxwell Triska December 28, 2005

Schnöp

Schnöp is slang for "snopp" which means dick in swedish.
Schnöp is only used in the swedish language, but soon will spread to english as well.
Schnöp basically replaces the word dick.
Schnöp is pronounced: Schnoep

Ex.1
-Man, that guy is a real schnöp.
-Yeah, a fucking schnöphead!

Ex.2
-Schnöp, I can't get this shit right!

by The gigantic schnöp August 2, 2009

schnoogle

Pronunciation: \shnü-gl\

Function: Noun, verb

Etymology: 21st century Anglo-Swiss colloquialism

1. as noun, schnoogler
an individual, normally of Swiss/Germanic descent that causes grief to the observer in some fashion, derived from the sound the conversation makes due to excessive use of schnu tones.

2. as verb, to schnoogle
(i) to say in a Swiss/Germanic voice or cadence a phrase that is grossly uninteresting or naive conveying lack of intellect or thought.
(ii) to behave in a slightly slimy or underhanded manner or to deceptively schmooze against ones normal code of ethics with sole intent of attaining kudos, 'schnooglebucks' or some other endgame.
(iii) to move by a small almost insignificant amount synonymous with 'noogie'.

noun:
'i cant stand the stupid questions from the schnooglers anymore' or 'the schnooglers are driving me nuts'

verb:
(i) 'I'm getting schnoogled to death by this mindless blather'
(ii) 'I schnoogled my way into the club by claiming to be someone famous.'
(iii) 'I'm schnoogling the bid because I know he's a seller and I have nothing but disdain for him'

by theswisscowboy January 19, 2010