schmiddy

Bearded hipster term used by micro breweries for a glass of beer that's less, in volume, than a schooner and usually more than a pot or middy.

Free schmiddy of pale ale with every gluten free kale and tofu pizza salad.

by YoNally June 12, 2019

Gram-Schmidt Method

Possibly the longest, most pointless, drawn out, disconcerting, boring process in all of mathematics. Finding the orthosomething basis for a matrix.

Find the orthonormal basis for A using the Gram-Schmidt Method.

by DB|DB May 11, 2011

Ms Schmidtgall

Some crazy ass teacher who went to jail for illegal cryptocurrency mining and then again for running a student over with a bus

Student 1: please don't pull a ms schmidtgall
Teacher: mines cryptocurrency

by Poetiscool July 13, 2022

schmedium

A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large

Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium

by benzino909 March 24, 2010

Schmucker

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.

I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

schmu

Apparently derived from a German word that means a bit of a fool (Don't be such a schmo)

Now in usage as

1.a friendly greeting "Schmu babe, how's stuff?"

2.an adjective for things considered nice,huggy,cool, desirable etc "That bear is So schmu"

3.an expression of emotional feeling "I schmu you very much Nimble"

"I schmu you loads"

"Do you schmu me?"

"Do you want to go out tonight?"
"Actually I'd rather just stay in and schmu"

"What are you doing Tuesday?"
"Oh, I'm meeting up with Chloe for dinner, gossip and schmu"

by mim January 11, 2009

Schaudenfreude

The act of gaining enjoyment from another person's misery.

Dude! Slow down, let me rubber neck that fatality car accident and catch me some Schaudenfreude.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006