Fondle the Schlongle

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure

Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy

by Schlongle January 19, 2018

Schmangled

A term originating within the "Spademan Vocabulary" of Ontario, Canada.

-It refers to any person that has consumed too much alcohol

-Should be used by excessive beer drinkers

Oh man, last night I got so schmangled I lost my pants!!!

by spadeinator July 20, 2010

schmalevitch

Russian-Yiddish Used like Schmuck but with more affaection. Usually used by a parent when a male child does something clumsy or funny

Your such a schmalevitch

by Zalman Ber February 18, 2005

shmangle

South African term describing the feeling of being wasted on narcotics, particularly Ecstacy.

I double-dropped party-smarties about an hour ago, and just schnarffed a bullet. I'm so f*ckin' shmangled!

by Icewind March 1, 2005

SCHMAGGET

A person who is a faggot and looks super gay.

guy 1: YOUR A SCHMAGGET!
guy2: schmaggot?
guys 1: NO SCHMAGGET!

guy 2: WHAT?!?!?!?!
guy 1: your a faggot and look super gay.

by JoHutch March 2, 2010

Schmackle

Schmackle (Schmacklein)(Schmackleing)(schmackled)

: A shortcut word made up to describe any physical act or movement while being under the Extreme influence of any type of Amphetamine

("Pass me the Schmackle pipe")("Bro i got some methamphetamine you wanna get Schmackled") ("Hey you tryna hit this?" "Nah bro im schmackled") ("Girl you should let me schmackle you from the back?")

by Sir.SchmackleKingThe3RD March 12, 2022

schbongled

When you set someone up for a fall and then it inadvertently backfires and you end up looking the fool... You know when you've been Schbongled

Throwing an item at a companion, it misses, hits a wall and whacks you in the eye...schbongled!

by Greena March 6, 2008