Amy Schumer

A sexual act involving a man inserting a metal rod into his urethra. The other end of the rod, while still protruding from the man's urethra, is inserted into the anus of their partner, who then passes gas, the act of which sends reverberations down the rod stimulating the male's end of the rod.

"That bitch Terry is crazy, she gave me an Amy Schumer"

by ArcanistAbe November 24, 2020

Schumer

Verb (to Schumer): To steal something and then deny it.

Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!

by NewAnon March 30, 2017

schlumberger

Another term or phrase to refer a person of homosexual orientation.

"So yesterday I saw a guy on the street today, he was acting like a total Schlumberger."

by Tya_eats_ass October 26, 2017

schmammered

Drunk enough to screw your European roommate. maybe even the Russian one too

Man i was so schmammered last night i fucked Egore. And Kevin too..

by after hours November 7, 2004

Schmammered

Beyond hammered

You know when you're hammered and you see another person stumbling around...and you say to yourself "THAT guy's drunk!". That's Schmammered

by UB_VI_UB_IX December 22, 2010

Schumer

1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;

2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.

That frat boy drank six cans of 4Loko and chucked Schumer all over the pool table!

by NYC4Schumer November 16, 2010

Schmammeredville

The place where drunk people go in their minds. It is a happy place.
Smashed+hammered

We are taking a trip to Schmammeredville who's coming?

by SheenaBeanz May 4, 2006