schlong

(sh long),noun. individual piece of beef jerky. A strip of lean dehydrated meet.

This bag of Jack Links beef jerky has a lot of schlongs in it.

by yeeeyooodaaaa February 19, 2012

Schlonging

To have sex with a girl (or fat guy if your gay) through their boobs.

Man Andrew, I gave becca the worlds best schlonging yesterday.

by Anastasia Beverhausen September 30, 2005

schlong

A (usually large) penis.

Shortened from: Twelve incheS LONG

Most Europeans have large schlongs.

by Ren Finley August 30, 2004

Schlong

The lord and master of Uranus.
a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

A penis.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth

i saw dolphins mums tizzles and my schlong went crizzle and i was like shizzle then i jizzled in her fizzle and she was like u god dam nizzle then his dizzle came izzle and i was like im out of this hizzle before i shizzled by his schlong

by Louis P January 3, 2006

schlong

when the foreskin makes his dick look 2x as big

Lissa- “my boyfriends dick is only big because this foreskin is super thick.”
Sami- “damn he’s got that schlong.”

by purple golf bag July 6, 2020

Schlong

The Slang word for neck in French

Ayo That dude has such a long schlong. He looks like a giraffe.

by [TrollxBig] June 7, 2021

Schlong

A penis which is overly long and/or girthy. Of around 8 inches or more.

Macklemore wishes he had a bigger ‘schlong’ as stated in his Penis Song.

Sam Fisher has a ginormous schlong.

by comedian.org June 17, 2019