Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021

Schlorking

Schlorking is when a kid drowns in a public pool, and you try to fit as many pool toys in the corpse as possible without getting caught. Having a group of 4-5 people to schlork is preferred, but going solo is equally acceptable.

Have you heard about Matt’s schlorking? God rest his soul.

by TheLubyLuber May 9, 2019

scogging

Meeting in a car park to curl one out on other people,who are there for the same reason...not random folk cos thats so nasty. (scat & dogging fetishes combine)

Thom was covered from head to toe in another mans poo after spending another night in the local scogging spot

by Hotsnuff June 16, 2008

Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

schlopping

A combination of schlepping and shopping to describe a tedious or tiresome shopping trip.

I was at the mall schlopping with my girlfriend.

We did a lot of schlopping on black friday.

by asiseesit December 18, 2010

Shlogging

Alternate verb that can replace any other verb as long as the subject is Jewish.

Guy 1: "I heard there was a bunch of shlogging going on last night at the Jewish fraternity."
Guy 2: "I know - it's what happens when all of the shlogga's gather together: Massive shlogging.

by fat pat91 December 9, 2008

Shlogging

Shlogging is when a male uses his lower testicle to tickle the clitoris of a female.If the shlog has been done correctly the female will have an orgasm mere seconds later.

"Yo I shlogging last night with my girl"

by Large Hairy Johnson May 27, 2019