the schaeffer

must be gay without thinking you're gay. will fuck any male object and deny it the next day. must also be willing to fuck family!

Hey are you scaheffer? cause you look like a fag.

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

schaeffer

pronounced "shay fur"
1.the prime example of an emo child with no problems except fitting a very small snickers bar into a pair of tight pants.

"hey why are you crying on the floor about that paper cut? ur such a schaeffer"

by loverdimond February 19, 2010

schaffen

to act a fool or like michael schafer.

Anthony was acting all crazy so Michael siad," Stop schaffen bro."

by michael growney January 31, 2009

Schlieffen Plan

The act of convincing a female that you are going to make sweet love in her vagina, and then right before penetration, unbeknownst to her, you spin said female around and penetrate her anal cavity until fatal and or serious internal bleeding commences. The result of aforementioned interior bleeding is an easily identifiable ring of blood around the base of the shaft... of the penis.

Last night at band practice we had the best schlieffen plan ever, it took an entire roll of bounty to remove the rings of blood from the participants dongs.

by Where's Ten? December 1, 2004

Schlaff

n; sh-laaf, To have exhaustion, tired, to go to sleep, word said at sleepy time,

I love havin' a schlaff on it, on me sin is definitely ready for a schlaff, Hi Martin! I had a great schlaff last night......schlaff

by finninininininin August 19, 2009

Schloeffel

The act of asserting male dominance over an unsuspecting babe.

Can be shortened to "Schloeff/ed"

"Oh yeah, I Schloeffele'd all over that chick"

"I wish that chick would let me Schloeff her"

"Do you think those two sisters would be down to Schloeffel?"

"So I heard you were in Melbourne recently, did you get any Melbourne Schloeffel?"

by TobinskyShrimpy April 14, 2010

schwaffel nuffer

is a retarded cat with rat teeth

wow what a schwaffel nuffer.

by choofy November 26, 2017