Schenectady Crispies

A cereal made up by strong bad in his email called labor day. If you click on the diamond on his head, he says:

Schenectady Crispies are so frickin' good, they taste TWICE! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus! I hope I dont get caught!

by Daniel December 6, 2003

Benjamin Schenkkan

Also known as Ben McKenzie, he's an American actor who plays Ryan Atwood on "The O.C.", and he's also starred in the films "Junebug" and "88 Minutes".

Benjamin Schenkkan is at the opposite end of the spectrum from Kevin Federline when it comes to wearing wifebeaters.

by Benjamin Atwood Stemp February 22, 2006

worst case scenario

A relative phrase, never to be uttered or even thought, lest a worse situation should arise.

A man was riding a mule along a steep mountain trail. Suddenly, a cougar darted in front of him. The mule spooked, pitched him from the saddle, and ran further down the trail, taking the man's gun, gps beacon, and supplies with it. The man tried to run, but found that his ankle was broken. He attempted to back away, instead, but his ankle collapsed on some loose stones and he fell backwards toward the precipice, catching himself at the last moment on some old tree roots. As he hung there, with the cougar pawing at the gravel above him and the roots beginning to come free of the rocky soil, he saw a bright cluster of wild berries just within reach. In despair, the man leaned out, grabbed a handful and began chewing on them -- to his surprise, they were wonderfully sweet! Savoring their taste, the man decided that he had, by all rights, lived a good life, and he braced himself for the worst.

Suddenly, the cougar pounced! The man jerked back, and to his amazement, the cougar sailed past him, lost its footing on the slope it had aimed for, and plummeted to the canyon floor far beneath. A cascade of tiny stones followed the big cat, and larger stones followed those. The man looked around and realized that a larger set of tree roots had been revealed beneath the shifting stone. He wiped his free hand, reached out, and got a secure grip. Within a minute, he was back on the trail. As he was catching his breath, he saw his slightly skittish mule trotting back down the path, heading for home. He whistled, bringing it back to him. He made a quick splint for his ankle and threw himself back into the saddle.

A few hours later, he was back at his campsite, where he told his fellow campers one of the most amazing stories they had ever heard. The man ate a hearty meal, took some aspirin for his ankle and his nerves, and went to sleep in his tent, anxious for the morning ride back to civilization.

He never woke up. The berries he ate were poisonous.

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Whatever you are thinking, you haven't found the worst case scenario yet. Don't pretend that you have.

by Alfred F. May 6, 2008

Scenage

When the scenes are mad beyond belief, you have scenage. Mixture of carnage and the scenes. Scenage often identified by loud 'WOOOOORLD STARRRR' outcries from young African American males on the scene where the scenage is taking place.

"One would say the holocaust was a pure example of absolute scenage"

by Luis37 November 22, 2016

Schenectady

A bustling metropolis North of NYC. Once famous, now is largely inhabited by drug dealers who couldn't hack it in the big city, and the gangs of roaming crack heads that have fallen victim to the lure of the big city dope dealer's product. There are also alot of Guyanese people who have moved there from NYC and started buying property and making improvements on that property in order to turn it over for a profit....then buy nice homes for themselves in Rotterdam, a nice town on the Schenectady border where the Italians live for the most part. And let us not forget the prostitutes, as there are many. From somewhat high-class call girl types, to nasty toothless crack whores who will suck your dick for $5. Schenectady is also home of the most corrupt police department in the entire world, bar none. They run the drug, prostitution, and gambling rings. They've been known to drive drunk, shoot innocent people, yell racial slurrs, and throw eggs at citizens. In the early to mid 90's, Schenectady was dubbed "Baby New York" largely due to the high murder rate. However, the people that still live there have never given up hope, and they have new pipe dreams every year of businesses moving in. Most businesses that do make the seemingly drastic move to Schenectady typically employ less than 100 people, thus not putting a dent in the city's unemployment problem. Some of the Schenectadian's favorite pass times include: spin the crack head, guess who's got VD, robbing the Haji-Mart, selling drugs to cops, buying drugs from cops, getting raped in Central Park, and being a porch monkey. Some other names for Schenectady are Scum-nectady, Skank-ectady, and shit town.

girl: "so, where ya from anyway?"
guy: "Schenectady"
girl: "OMG, are you a crack head or an AIDS patient?"

by Willhelm October 24, 2006

schnäbi

Originally a word used in the ghetto of Switzerland, but brought to the US by some emigrants.
Schnäbi is the most appropriate word to identify a little (for some different oriented men: cute) penis.
It can also be used as an insult.

Piss off SCHNäBI!

by Theofizzle May 8, 2004

Helvetica Scenario

1. A situation that can arise from improper handling of the element intelligent Calcium (I-Calcium). I suggest you consult the Health and Safety Executive for guidelines. Originating from the series Look Around You blants.

2. Helvetica is a font also known as Arial. There is some confunkledness over the name and origination of this font resulting in an Helvetica Scenario.

The German physicist Wilhelm Thomason dedicated to his life to research of the Helvetica Scenario.
(Thanks, House of Steel, theel)

by Moogyboobles May 15, 2005