3. A cocktail invented at Lancaster University (UK) in 2004. By a mysterious group only know as Team Win. The cocktail consists of 50ml southern comfort, 25ml galliano, 25ml bannana liquor, topped off with orange juice and a dash of grenadine. Note: There maybe some ingredients missing, due to the difficulties in communicating with the inventors of the schenanigan.
1. M8 fuck lets go and do some schenanigans tonight.
Whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew. Boyscouts come back from camp. Get it because of the holacaust. They killed 6 million jews. In Concentration camps. Which is why its funny cuz they went to camp.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.