scheming

when great minds such as bruce, eric, and denise put thier minds together to form and ingenious yet ridiculous plan of action

bruce - we got to scheme for this weekend
eric - nigguh we got to scheme for tonight
denise - you guys are fucking dumb
bruce - lets start scheming

by bruce almighty aka god October 16, 2008

scheming

one of the levels of dating. scheming is when two people like each other and are talking, but are not quite a thing, but do more than just talk. scheming is after talking and before a thing.

boy 1: "you and that girl are getting pretty close, what even are you guys?"
boy 2: "I dont know we haven't really discussed it yet but I think we are scheming since I know she likes me back."

by _kodakwhite_ April 20, 2018

fantasy cheering

Rooting for a football player you would normally root against because the player is on your fantasy football team.

As the home team was losing, the crowd became frustrated with John's fantasy cheering for the opposing quarterback.

by hngryDavy October 5, 2010

scheming

similar to hoeing (but now used by people of any gender, unlike previous uses of "scheming")
(v.) trying to sleep with people (mischievous connotation)

*in the club* "Ooh she scheming" (often shortened to schemin')

by acupcakewashere October 19, 2017

scheming on some strange

1. To unsuccessfully flirt with a woman.
2. To hit on some ladies, and fail.

Fifteen minutes after we got to the restaurant we noticed Steve was missing. Someone told us later that he noticed him scheming on some strange by the entrance.

by optimus2g January 4, 2013

Schelling

Where you give points to an argument without evidence seriously, and then do it again despite being proven wrong.

Person 1: “ACOG is the manufacturer not the type” - he says this with no evidence.

Group of people: “No its not” - proceeds to show evidence that Person 1 is wrong.

Person 1: “Nope ACOG is the manufacturer not the type” - he repeats his un-evidenced point despite being proven wrong by multiple people in the group, he is schelling.

by Bandit “main” June 20, 2020

schelling

the act of tearing a bug limb from limb after just having the best sex you ever had.

oh honey that was great, now lets schelling.

by wtfdesireeee October 9, 2008