Stevie and Benny were such pathetic asskissers that everyone was waiting with baited breath to see how their boss would extract their heads from his ass if he ever stopped short , now that a real scarenario.
by failsafe123 August 3, 2013
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Dude my parents were having a party yesterday and some guy left nothing on the roll when I went to take a dump so I used my scavenger pro, it's a real perk
by NateTheBaseOfAwesome October 28, 2013
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"Damn, why does Luke have to be such a sex scavenger?"
"Damn, why does Luke have to be such a sex scavenger?"
by Blez Pls April 1, 2015
Get the Sex Scavenging mug.You will play as Philip "Mutha-fuckin" Kindred okay. As the game starts, you have an option to pick traits that cost some points and flaws... uhhh the opposite.
After customizing Mutha-fuckin, he woke up in a laboratory or facility or basement or ahhh shit... FUCK MY VOCABULARY OR GRAMMMAR whatever you called it. He encounters a furry and it seems feaning for that ass...sets! Mutha-fuckin has choices either (with the traits he had with him) to lock up that furry, repel that furry, feed that furry, run away from the furry, beat the shit out of that furry.
After that encounter, Mutha-fuckin got outside to see the world has been fucked up for some reason and decided to head north. Soon he discovered a place called Zom-Zom's where people obviously gather. Before stepping in, he encounters a thug called Bad Mutha and he said; "Hand over your meat, boy! Know what I'm sayin'?"
But Mutha-fuckin right here who didn't accepted his advances replied with; "The only one who does the fuckin here is me!" As he charges, Bad Mutha reveals his .308 rifle and made a swiss cheese out on Mutha-fuckin's head. (I swear this should be longer but I got lazy)
THE END
Too long didn't read: You beat up hobos and you die with lots of reason
After customizing Mutha-fuckin, he woke up in a laboratory or facility or basement or ahhh shit... FUCK MY VOCABULARY OR GRAMMMAR whatever you called it. He encounters a furry and it seems feaning for that ass...sets! Mutha-fuckin has choices either (with the traits he had with him) to lock up that furry, repel that furry, feed that furry, run away from the furry, beat the shit out of that furry.
After that encounter, Mutha-fuckin got outside to see the world has been fucked up for some reason and decided to head north. Soon he discovered a place called Zom-Zom's where people obviously gather. Before stepping in, he encounters a thug called Bad Mutha and he said; "Hand over your meat, boy! Know what I'm sayin'?"
But Mutha-fuckin right here who didn't accepted his advances replied with; "The only one who does the fuckin here is me!" As he charges, Bad Mutha reveals his .308 rifle and made a swiss cheese out on Mutha-fuckin's head. (I swear this should be longer but I got lazy)
THE END
Too long didn't read: You beat up hobos and you die with lots of reason
It is best played with the NEO Scavenger Extendend mod or Mini Mighty of Doom although I don't heard any news for updates
by Nifelime September 19, 2023
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by German Suplex+1 February 16, 2012
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by collianos March 15, 2004
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