sandy weintraub

a sandy weintraub is a sexual activity in which a man covers his dick with lube and then sticks it in the sand to make the sand stick to the lube. then he proceeds to have anal sex with a woman and his sand covered dick thus tearing apart her anus like a lion through a gazelle carcass

"Last night my girlfriend and I had sex on the beach and I gave her the sandy weintraub"

by twat's my name again? December 30, 2007

sandy beverage

What results when you have completed the art of fellating someone, you spit into the cup on the nightstand, and leave it sitting there for weeks.

Nota bene: You should never spit it out, so sandy beverages should not ever exist, but they do.

I woke up in the morning and had morning mouth, so i reached for what I thought was glass of water, but it turned out to be a sandy beverage. What a pleasant surprise!

by Trebla May 2, 2008

Sangry

Being devastatingly sad and angry at the same time.

Jessica was sangry that her husband abondoned her.

by Irishsage30 July 4, 2014

Sandra Fluke

Stuck up bitch who wants other people to pay for her to fuck every single guy in the country.

Did you hear about Sandra Fluke? Ya she just banged every guy on the floor.

by concernedcitizentaxpayer June 15, 2012

SVS (Sandy Vagina Syndrome)

A situation or state in which a person(s) has constant irritability or is possessed of a short temper for no apparent reason.

After B-Red jumped on my case about the color of my shoelaces, I made the statement: "B-Red must have gone to the beach yesterday because he has a serious case of SVS (Sandy Vagina Syndrome) today."

by Melissa C September 5, 2008

Sandy Cheek

The action when a male leaves his semen in his partner while fornicating on a beach and as the oozing semen seeps out the male partner throws a handful of sand at vagina/asshole area

My boy Arthur gave this chick a sandy cheek on the beach last night... Epic

by Sandy Cheek Clapper May 1, 2020

sandy bagel

When you launch semen in a girl's booty and throw her on the sand. The sand or dirt* then sticks to the released semen and creates a sandy ring or "sandy bagel" around the butthole.

*Advanced Technique: Evolves into a Dirty or Muddy Bagel

Man 1: Hey you remember that Hella fine girl from that beach party?"

Man 2: Hell yeah bruh she had dat booty fo sho"

Man 1: Long story short...Gave that bitch a Sandy Bagel!"

by The Bagel Bros. December 12, 2015