Remus sanders

Remus sanders is a character from the ongoing series "sanders sides" by Thomas sanders . Remus (aka the Duke, aka stinky trash man, aka rat king) is the personification of intrusive thoughts along with creativity. He also likes to eat deodorant and can bite through steel. He

Virgil: "did you hear? Remus sanders sat on the fridge at 3 in the morning eating a stick of deodorant just to scare Roman"
Patton: " oooh. Is that what that noise was? I thought you were just watching scary movies again"

by Jboat0000 April 23, 2020

Reverse Bernie Sanders

Aggressive Fingering

I gave her the Reverse Bernie Sanders last night then shook her father's hand three minutes later

by GeneralButtNaked March 13, 2017

barry sanders

The greatest running back ever for the greatest sport ever, Football.

If the Lions still had Barry Sanders, they would have won the Super Bowl.

by Cosmixmaster June 9, 2003

sandeepa

Sandeepa is a person with a pure heart. Everyone wants to be around him because of his golden qualities and handsome looks. Sandeepa attracts a lot of people, but he can easily see through the bullshit. Sandeepa thinks that it is better to be alone and happy, than being unhappy with someone fake.

I want Sandeepa to be my friend.

by Diiperera March 20, 2019

Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders

A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.

Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.

Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.

by Sunblazer5 December 21, 2018

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

An immoral, lying, self-deluded, bigoted Americhristian tm. Collects her earnings from the tip of Donald Dickweed Trumpknucklenoodle’s jelly bean sized, mushroom shaped excuse for a dick, every time he pisses forth some nonsense, she swallows it and recapitulates for the cameras.

Boy, oh boy, Sarah Huckabee Sanders sure does seem to believe that word vomit that just fell out of her face!

by Itoldyadontfuckwitme January 8, 2019

Deceit Sanders

A slimey boi, Thomas' Deceitful side

Has a very nice outfit, we stan.

Deceit Sanders first on-screen moments:

Logan : DECEIT!
Thomas : WHAT? Deceit?
Deceit : Who's she? Never heard of her?
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Deceit : And Virgil, I *adore* the more intense eyeshadow. It totally doesn't make you look like a raccoon.
Virgil : Nice gloves. Did you just finish washing some dishes?
Deceit : Yes...
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Deceit : Well this all went according to plan...
Logan : Surely it didn't!

by your local greek July 30, 2019