an absolute bitch who uses generally sly and dirty ways to break up with you. This is even worse if she happens to be religious and protestant. Also, a girlish woman who uses your heart and leaves it withered away
Man i can't believe she told me her parents were getting divorced so she could break up with me, an absolute liz samson
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by Ben Takesit June 30, 2009
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¨i love samson.¨
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